Live in the basement apartment of a trailer, but you get to beef blast a female with the kind of mud sludger those books at the grocery store checkout line used to put on the front cover. Just another one of those complicated life decisions.
Only 30 seconds long, but if the elasticity of that fart bubbler is any indication she's probably worth the monthly paywall. We're talking generational stink here.
The side effects of letting a horsecock hanger turn the power level to "skidrow abortion" before going Hiroshima on his wife's dirty corncob? Literally nothing. In fact, this might prove without doubt the inner walls of her anus are nuclear proof.
Earning your brown belt in the front seat of an economy car with your wedding ring glinting in the pale phone light has to be some sort of modern day Picasso. To outdo it, next time ur gonna have to attempt the [kentucky tractor puller]
If you squint your eyes it looks like someone trying to parallel park a freightliner into a snack pack pudding cup. It also looks like that if you don't squint your eyes.
Real cute face. Spunky personality. It's just having a body shape that's commonly mistaken for a wind turbine blade that's throwing me off. One wrong thrust at one wrong angle and it's gonna be disability checks for the foreseeable future.
Vinny Velveeta and his 5 inch war gong better put a ring on this one if she thinks that meat he's slanging around is worthy enough for that title. Because from this angle it looks like the butcher's shop is closed for renovations until the Spring.
Hitting the finish line after your first time out is kind of impressive to be honest. It usually takes the education system at least two tries to fuck you out of existence.
You're gonna need pharmaceutical help to take a little ride through her Jurass-lick park. I mean tripping off that prehistoric mosquito amber. You gotta geek so hard you'll be seeing new colors. This is about to be a code BURPLE. Police on standby.
That's weird. Last I heard Mardi Gras had devolved into something that closely resembles a Safari that was open to the public once a year like The Purge. But after closely evaluating said video I beg to differ. It's really more of an aquarium.
Pretty darn cute. Could easily make a habit out of getting the single sandwich price for an entire value meal without flirting at the . So why in the blue fuck is she doubling as a toilet at Madison Square Garden? The math ain't mathin.
Tip for my ever-evolving female fan base: If you ever find yourself in this situation, make sure you order the blooming onion beforehand. The unsuspecting stranger will be gifted a soundtrack AI could never replicate. Don't ask me how I know.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack weiners on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched cum-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhä Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. More filth [here]
Having a body carved out of the imagination of every coomer gremlin on the planet working around the clock in some sort of jerk off factory almost makes up for dancing like an inebriated sturgeon that landed on a patch of grass. Almost.
Naturally attractive without modifying her ass cheeks with Fix-a-flat at the local NAPA Auto Parts and has the skill to back it up? I predict your title is a lie, sir.
Her act of defiance is almost as egregious has having the gall to a video with more pixelation than a Commodore 64 that survived a house fire. Sickening.
